He's good luck because he probably made you smile. When you're finished trying to see up his loincloth,
(AND YOU JUST LOOKED AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU??), why not send this on to some of your girlfriends to make them smile, too?
One for the girls:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,
Please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray,
As for my belly, Please take it away.
Keep me healthy, Keep me young,
And thank you Lord, For all you've done.
(WHOOPS! Too late!)
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: 'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'