My Kitchen, Quilting & My Hook And I

My Kitchen, Quilting & My Hook And I

Sunday, May 2, 2010


Good Morning!!!

I don't have too much to write a long post... but I do want to share this with everyone...:-)

" Priceless!!!!!

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee outside an Arizona immigration office.

'Good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States withyour wife and eight children.'

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.' The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here . ... . and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.

'Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this
sombrero . And I want to have white skin like Americans .. .. and -- PING ! --

The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles
T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house?'

THIS IS GOOD . . . . . . . ...

The fairy said 'Tough, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you
have to fend for yourself.' "

I like that one... It came in one of our e-mails.

See you later & enjoy the rst of the weekend!!!

~ Susan


  1. This would be even funnier, if it weren't so gosh darn true!

    Try not to think about it and have a great week ;-)

  2. Hi!

    Glad you both liked it! I thought it was a good one and just had to share it...:-)

    ~ Susan