Sen Reid Buys A Car ..:-)
Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds a big expensive one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $85,000.
...Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 10-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line.
The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years." Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?" ... The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator...... You make payments for 4 years.....THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan." Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair"...... And I say without any doubt or embarrassment: NO S##T, Sherlock !!!Get with the program Harry !!!
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